Can it be? My old nemesis, Orlan from House Spam, has won over the throne once again...
I want - no, I must - win it back, not for me, but for the people of this kingdom.

I, Zorogami of House Spamson, Second of his name, declare a new age of dancing, singing and general fun in the Kingdom.
May you drink and eat whatever you please, for I am your one and rightful king!