[quote=@Altered Tundra]
There are a lot that come to mind. I could probably spend several paragraphs listing all of them, but I'm feeling lazy, so I won't. Instead, I'll just list the one that's on top of my shitpile of a list of movies that sucked so much ass that they make anal porn videos look like saturday morning cartoons.

Jupiter Ascending

You want to talk about one of the worst movies to come out in our time? This would be it. It had bad acting, bad writing, worse direction, and it was one of the few films that Sean Bean didn't die. Like, come on now!? I'm ripping this straight from JeremyJahns: if there was ever a movie for Sean Bean to die in, this one would be it. God, this movie sucked all kinds of dick that I just can't even fathom why the guys behind The Matrix Trilogy and 50% of the brainpower behind Sense8 could produce this kind of trash. They tried to make Channing Tatum a serious actor - well, congratulation. You made him [i]seriously[/i] suck. I tip my hat off to you two fucktards. Oh and they made Mila Kunis as interesting as watching a bobblehead doll after its head stopped bobbling side-to-side.


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That was a god damn classic. How dare you.

Jupiter Ascends, pleb! 

sarcasm?.....


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maybe.

Shhhh