Granted. July 12 is now world Dependence day, as that is the anniversary of the arrival of our alien [s]dictators[/s] saviors. They fixxed every problem we could think of by simply [s]eradicating our free will[/s] adopting us into their society! 
Hail the Gerblov!

I wish to be able to teach anyone anything, even that which I don't understand or know Myself.