"The King of the seven salty seas" lol. I laughed out loud for that actually, so it's a true lol. But sorry for mistaking you, I didn't mean to bring up a troubled dice rolling past! I know, bad rolls can be harsh. But when you roll natural 20's a few times and get criticals, slaughtering the boss in one hit... The DM certainly gets mad also. 

But sounds good! I am patiently awaiting the start!