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Getting shot isn't very epic for criminal dude-men.
I think men are better for funny deaths. Just like

"What are you gonna do, stab me?"

*stabbed*

So criminal dude-women can die epically but criminal dude-men cant? And the other way around for funny deaths? Never heard that stereotype before.

Evvie probably has had some funny deaths like that (only underestimating a gun and getting headshot) although she's not a criminal dude. XD

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I just had an amazing idea and this areana if I am allowed will make it happen I want to use sans from undertale to fight.
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@ImportantNobody
No, what I meant was that getting shot isn't very epic or funny. Unless you then fall off of something. Just like getting shot "BLUGH" and then being dead is like "Welp. that happened."

And then, in a different statement, violence against men is pretty hilarious most of the time in fiction. Unless it's super serious. But if this isn't serious, I think men are little easier to write physical humor for. So I'm gonna have the criminals be dudes.
Ye.

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I mean...if you want. I'm not gonna stop you.
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Ok thank you
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@Stekkmen Any method of death, from shot to stab, isn't inheritently funny, but dark humor can be pulled from any of them.

It's easier to write violence happening against men due to political correctness, but the humor itself could work either way. I forgot a recent example of slapstick against a female character, but it was hilarious. It wouldn't be as funny if it was some frail damsel, but a competent female hero can be knocked around the same as a male.

Of course I have no problem with the thieves being male. Maybe next battle after I'll bring out my own slapstick.

Expanding on the Evvie slapstick death, she was winning and him pulling out this little weapon didn't intimidate her in the slightest due to withstanding all his previous attacks with larger, more spactacular magical explosions and whatnot. Her going "Blugh" and dying instantly is what makes it funny as he looks between her and the gun and says, "why didn't I just do that to begin with!" As he's standing there all bruised up and bleeding. Granted, the bullet was weaker then some of his other attacks, it just hit exactly right. She could heal normal bullet wounds if she weren't dead.
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Okay, sounds good! I'm unna make them motor-cycle helmet wearing goons.

So, the Goons are in a car, the Law finds them, chase begins. What happens in the chase?

1. At least ONE jump. Maybe more.

2. Drifting!

3. shooting from the car windows
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Okay, sounds good! I'm unna make them motor-cycle helmet wearing goons.

So, the Goons are in a car, the Law finds them, chase begins. What happens in the chase?

1. At least ONE jump. Maybe more.

2. Drifting!

3. shooting from the car windows


They better have cool looking helmets. Or one of them has a lame one because he lost the cool one. Like a pink unicorn style helmet.

They need to smash through some fruit stands and drive through buildings as well.
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Where's Doc? We need him in on this.

I was thinking of them just having black flat helmets with black visors.

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No?
Guess not?

Somethin' else?
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