THE TROLL STARES AT THE REPTILIAN MAN WITH BRIGHT PURPLE BLOOD DRIPPING FROM HER FOREHEAD. HER MOUTH FALLS OPEN, JAW UNHINGED, AND SHE LETS OUT AN UNEARTHLY SCREECH BEFORE APPEARIFYING HER HARPOON AND SHOOTING HIM STRAIGHT IN THE FACE.

"EAT SPEAR, DICK FACE."