SOMEONE WEARING A ROOSTER MASK BURSTS INTO THE BAR WIELDING A PIPE. SCREAMING RABIDLY HE JUMPS HIGH INTO THE AIR AND DROPKICKS A GRAY, EYELESS THING [@SepticGentleman]. THE ROOSTER-MAN LANDS ON HIS BACK, AND THEN KICKS THE AIR, LAUNCHING HIMSELF BACK ONTO HIS FEET. HE SWINGS HIS PIPE AT SOMETHING ELSE, BUT APPARENTLY MISSES.