[@Banana] I am afraid to tell you sir that are suffering from cronic Paladinification. Symptons include thinking up paladins, seeing people as actual or possible paladins, and the urge to be with or do things with a paladin. here is a prescription for a medicine called "GITZINSHINYARMO 9000" which should help with you condition. Take 2 pils a day and you should be fine within a few months.