You're at an outdoor concert. You eventually make your way to the restrooms. The button on your jeans snaps off and falls into the toilet. Your pants were a little loose to begin with and you have no belt. You have a general admission ticket for the grass. Everyone is standing. You're wearing a regular pair of jeans, regular t-shirt, and a regular pair of shoes. It looks like you're going to have to hold your pants up for a few hours. How would you try to fix this problem?

>inb4 "take off pants."