[quote=@TheEvanCat]
So if there are three things I learned in the Army to keep awake it's:

#1: Apply Burt's Bees directly to your eyelids.
#2: Eat coffee grounds, it tastes like ass but it wakes you up.
#3: Try smokeless tobacco (not smoking, smoking is for stress while dip is for waking up.) I'd recommend Grizzly for the hard-hitting buzz, Copenhagen if you want to chill.

I guess we could do a fourth, but smearing hot sauce in your eyes isn't an appealing option. But with those tricks I managed to stay awake on three hours of sleep a night for a good week or so. Maybe five hours a night for the preceding three weeks.
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I've heard running helps too. Also the Burt's Bees one sounds more painful than the hot sauce for some reason.