[quote=@Slypheed] It's good to hear that you accept that you are trash tier. [s]Also, you're just the side bitch. I get all of him. You just get the D.[/s] [sub]Jk, love you fam.[/sub] [/quote] This is worryingly accurate. I wonldn't call clocktowers a 'side bitch' but I'd be more likely to try a serious relationship with Sly, Clocktowers would be that crazy freinds with benefits who I cant stop having flings with because the sex chemistry is so strong. EDIT: [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkoHUndlFFA&list=PL0-Vz7yPo2jBMquT6pS8yVoh-IYBYA_Cm&index=30]Theme Music For Triangle Of Love[/url] [hider=Triangle Of Love] [b]Slypheed:[/b] Dynamo, hunny why are YOU going out this late? I was hoping we could eat sushi and watch Edward Norton Movies from the 90s together, an maybe make love? Its been a few weeks now... [b]Dynamo:[/b] I know Sly, and I will make it up to you, but I've just been working too hard this week, I'm just going out for some air and maybe going to get a drink. [b]Slypheed:[/b].....I've seen the missed calls on your phone Dynamo. I told that Slut Clocktower to stay the hell away from us. How is it he's in contact again? [b]Dynamo:[/b] I don't know! I don't return his damn calls! I swear every conversation we have is about Clocktower! You're too damn paranoid! [b]Slypheed:[/b] He's poisoning what we have! I should have never agreed to that thing...well...it was mistake you know! [b]Dynamo:[/b] Oh what the threesum? You didn't seem to have a problem with it at the time, I'm pretty sure our neighbours heard clocktowers name enough times, and it wasnt just from me was it? [b]Slypheed:[/b] I...I only agreed to it, because it would make you happy, I didnt enjoy it...that much.. [b]Dynamo:[/b] Well our sheets tell a different story....I'm going out for a drink, I dont know when I'll be back. [b]Slypheed:[/b] Dont you walk out on me now Dyanmo, we have to stay and talk this out! *Dynamo Leaves and Slams Door behind him, 10 mins down the street and he gets a call from Clocktower* [b]Dynamo:[/b] damnit, I told you to not call me, I cant do this anymore. [b]Clocktower:[/b] But you still picked up the phone didn't you? Having trouble with the nagging Man-wife? want to come over? [b]Dynamo:[/b] Dont talk about Slypheed like that, we have something special, I love him. [b]Clocktower:[/b] You used that word a lot with me as well, when I do those things you like me to do...like when I... [b]Dynamo:[/b] Shut up! I shouldnt even be talking to you! I'm going for a drink and then I'm going straight home. [b]Clocktower:[/b] No you are coming straight to mine like you do every thursday and we will try not to make too much noise even though we always do, because thats how you like it. See you in 30 mins.....Senpai... *hangs up* [b]Dynamo:[/b]....I hate you...damn you... Dynamo stands still for a second and then walks to the cab stand. [b]Dynamo:[/b].....I'm so sorry Slypheed, I'll be better one day, I promise.... TO BE CONTINUED. [/hider]