[b]NAME:[/b] Charles The Green
[b]OCCUPATION:[/b] Rule-Abiding Private Investigator, Lawless Sax Addict
[b]AGE:[/b] 37
[b]ENCLOSED PICTURE:[/b] [img]http://i.imgur.com/JlZnyCP.png[/img]
[b]PREFERRED COLOR:[/b] Aubergine
[b]ALLERGIES:[/b] Kentucky Bluegrass
[b]CRIMINAL RECORD:[/b] Trespassing (5 counts) 
[b]COMMENTS, ET AL:[/b] Has an odd fascination with paper clips.
[hr]I notice a distinct lack of an eighth rule.