"Cosplay is not consent" also applies to male cosplayers, you fools.  No touching without permission.  Calling me "bro" at the end every pathetic excuse for reaching up my skirt does not work.  Claiming to be a homosexual brony, even if you really are one, does not give you any sort of "right" or "privilege" to ignore common courtesy.  Guilt-tripping me, calling me homophobic, just because I don't consent, is not a damn argument.  Now fuck off, you unhygienic, rum-smelling, nasal-voice-cracking, wannabe fuckboy weeb.  And for the record my "boy pussy" has already seen some action, so you're not special.  Seriously, do you pull off this bullshit at every con you go to?  Don't forget to shower and douse yourself with Axe, at least then you could pass off as a gay manwhore!  

Like "OMG I LOVE TRAPS, AND I AM LEGIT GAY, SO I HAVE THE HUMAN RIGHT TO RAPE A TRAP, BUT IT'S NOT RAPE CUZ I'M GAY AND LIKE PONIES, GAH-HYUCK!"  

Fucking hell, boy.  You're lucky my butterfly knife wasn't real.