1. I really hate how people think that every private school kid has enough money to use it as toilet paper. No. We may not be poor, but we're not so rich that we'll lend 100 dollars to you every. single. fucking. day. Leave me alone. 

2. People who reply with one-word answers. Like, come on, I was so excited to tell you something that I sent a whole paragraph. Can you not send more than "haha"??? 

3. ALL THE TRAPS HIDDEN IN THE WEB ABOUT WEIGHT LOSS
Yes, I would like to flatten my belly overnight. No, I would not like to watch a 20 minute video without being able to skip it. No, I would not like to spend $37 on something that's apparently [i]worth $269.[/i] Oh, thanks [i]Andrew[/i], for wasting my time. :/

I will now go do 50 crunches and drink lemon water to kickstart my metabolism. Any ideas for me to destress?