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Chief of Security (COS), Chief Science Officer (CSO). 

Sorry to disappoint. ;)
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*Shakes fist to the skies*

MY HOPES AND DREAMS.

Damn, though. Heh, at least I get the CSO. >:D Eat my dust you COS losers.