[quote=@HereComesTheSnow]
hey what should a handsome young guy with nothing to do do for his birthday

asking for a friend
[/quote]

Grab a bunch of buddies and go get wasted together.

Sing off-key karaoke with said friends while drunk. Watch bad or funny movies with said friends while drunk. Beer pong or cards with said friends. Cookout. Go out to dinner. 

Bunch a shit.