[quote=@HereComesTheSnow]
hey what should a handsome young guy with nothing to do do for his birthday

asking for a friend
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Get a bunch of your friends together then everyone goes to a different car dealership, you know the kind with free coffee to make you feel at home. Everyone takes out the same model of car with of course a well spoken salesman. Meet up with your friends and park your cars so they form an inescapable ring. Put the salesmen in the ring with a bunch of gladiator style weapons and tell them you'll buy a car from whoever survives. Cheaper then going to the bar and there's free coffee.