Granted. your neighbors constantly call animal control because of the raccoon they keep seeing in your house, until you eventually get them to realize that this particular raccoon is your pet, and they stop calling. About a month later you go on vacation, bringing your loyal raccoon pet with you, and are slated to be gone for at least a week. A small family of wild raccoons gets into your home somehow (a mother and two kits) and decides that they aren't leaving, so when you finally get home the little jerks have taken over and ruined most of your stuff. Your neighbors never called animal control because they thought it was just your pet, and your insurance doesn't cover any of the damage done by wild animal infestation.

At least you and your pet are ok! :rollin


I wish for the first day of school to not be completely horrible for once