[i](Alright... how to start this?  Wait what style should I use?  Should I be all formal and start with the usual "GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS!? "  [b]NO! NONONO![/b] They'll think I'm all weird and stuffy!  How about I just role play it?  But then what genre?  Noir?  Scifi?  Fantasy?  Slice of Life?)[/i]

~[i]sighs[/i]~

[i](What if I just wrote whatever came to mind? Like an interior monologue?  Sure that works... but that would mean that they're reading everything that I'm thinking right now.)[/i]

"[b]EEP![/b]"

[i](Calm down. Calm down.  They seem like a non-judgmental bunch.  They won't think that you're a bit nutso for making this your introduction.  No... they'll think how out of the box!  Yes... yes... that's right...)[/i]

~[i]Looks out through the camera[/i]~

"[b]EEEEEP![/b]"

[i](No no no... you're totally blowing it.  Stupid interior monologues!  Just say something and run off before they get a chance to throw bricks and door knobs at your pretentious ass!  Do it!  Do it, now!)[/i]

"Umm... Hi?  I was just visiting to see if this would be a good place for my friends and I.  But it looks nice enough place to stay a bit longer... and... try an RP.  I hope we can all have ... um... fun"

[i](Good job!  Now run.)[/i]

~[i][b]SCAMPERS OFF![/b][/i]~