[quote=@Ace of flames01]
*screeching intensifies* please! Somebody! Please give me a summary of what has happened! Please! I beg you!
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i told you i'd do it chill. this isn't in order just as i remembered things

[list][*]There was an activity fair on the first day of school, everyone attended that for the most part
[*]David was himself and accidentally crashed his skateboard into some emos
[*]Rhett said money a bunch, Jackson is super into Eve more at 11
[*]Ely and Jade are 2 lewd girls
[*]Connor is a good older brother I guess?
[*]Philomena ate some breakfast, good choice. good lookin' bacon strips
[*]Ari and Jar, the aforementioned emos signed up their band [s]UBER EDGY BOYS[/s] CrimSon for the battle of the bands
[*]Pretty sure Josh had a panic attack
[*]Tis talks weird and has a hippy name?
[*]Troy punched someone in the face, get rekt dude
[*]oh yea btw audrey saw troy and had a micro panic attack kek
[*]Evalyn people watched and Alyssa came to entertain her
[*]Josie revived the KO'd Josh who had a panic attack
[*]And now, it is party time. It's at a beach, cool. Rhett's throwing it and it's all neon'd up. Bet it'd be sick on some kind of psychedelic drugs...
[*]You thought the next one was going to have psychedelic drugs, didn't you? Well, it doesn't. These are good Christian kids they don't do that shit.
[*]just kidding there's a good chance ely is on ecstasy
[*]sierra and rhett are about to get it on i think? find out more next time on party dbz
[*]it's lit as fuck dude 10/10 would pregame with jar ari and ely again
[*]Too bad Davy's here to ruin everything
[*]Wait they convinced Davy to GO good job guys
[*]But it's going to cost Jar a dozen peanut butter donuts. Man those donuts sound pretty good...
[*]Davy's outta this party man but he has a creepy stalker blonde....
[*]...that his parents apparently really like great now they won't tell her to leave
[*]Instead they'll tell her she smells like alcohol and gross and needs a shower and a nap
[*]guess she's spending the night.[/list]

that's pretty much everything.