[i]Today is the day that you and some other trolls are going to play Sgrub. Which is a game that you totally illegally acquired from a troll somewhere in the city that you occasionally snatch epic games from. Not like the supposed genius ever notices. He's probably too busy lisping about how awesome he is to even notice that you have been "borrowing" things from his grubwork for sweeps. Ah well. His lost, you guess. In any case, you're just super fucking stoked to start this game. You just know that the others will love it.
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