[@Framing A Moose]

The pictures were taken, the reception was surprisingly lively if somewhat one sided; The citizens of Halloween Town knew how to throw a party to celebrate a happy occasion, even if ordinary people would find the event somewhat... unnerving at best. Plus the food had to be separated onto two different tables for those with... special diets, a practice that had become standard during mixed company after the dreaded 'Virgin Bloody Mary' incident. 

However, all good things had to come to an end. 

Standing in what was going to be their honeymoon room, John sighed a little as he turned to look at his new wife with... something of a look of resignation on his face and a drop of his shoulders. "[color=00a651]Look. I know what's expected of us and I just wanted you to know that we don't [i]actually[/i] need to have sex to have offspring.[/color]" Giving this statement a moment to sink in, he decided to explain the revelation "[color=00a651]The undead don't require intercourse to have offspring. We tend to favor... other methods when we wish to produce children and when the time comes I'll be happy to explain the process. I bring it up because...[/color]" A small sigh escaped him as John looked away. "[color=00a651]I'm not going to force you into doing something you're not interested in doing.[/color]"