[center][img]http://i.imgur.com/j18Cqwf.jpg[/img] UG THE FABULOUS is in his element GATHERING ORANGES. He wonders if PORKCHOP can see him from where he is. WOMAN is TENDING the PLANTS rather BADLY, when she suddenly has the SHOCKING REALISATION that she is not just but WOMAN. Every precious moment of her SHORT and MEANINGLESS LIFE flashes before her eyes as it all falls into place. Suddenly ALL FEELS RIGHT IN THE WORLD and her ears are filled with an ANNOYING BUZZING SOUND. Must be because of the SHOCKING REALISATION. A SWARM OF FLIES comes in from the EAST. They will descend upon WOMAN in anger any minute. THE ANNOYING BUZZING SOUND distracts WISEAU THE WISE from THINKING ABOUT ORANGES ALOT. She seems MILDLY CONCERNED. [img]http://i.imgur.com/m9gGHWl.jpg[/img] PORKCHOP has never seen such an ENCHANTING CREATURE in his life. She has the most captivating EYELASHES. PORKCHOP hates all form of SOCIAL INTERACTION; so there will be no CHIT-CHAT and he will not BUY HER DINNER. If the HORSE attempts to make any sort of CONVERSATION, he will go into a BLIND RAGE. The question is does he knock out the HORSE and drag it back to the shack like a GENTLEMAN or stay in the PLAINS as free as a BUNNY? WISEAU THE WISE gains 1 XP towards ??? [ORANGE APPLICATION]. UG THE FABULOUS gains 1 XP in FORAGING. gains 1 XP in FARMING. [/center] [b]Camp Information[/b] [hider=Camp Information] It is LATE AFTERNOON. The temperature is WARM. The weather is SUNNY. have set up their home in a NICE CLEARING. SOME PRIMITIVE FARMING is UNDERWAY. PORKCHOP is EXPLORING THE PLAINS. There is an ANGRY SWARM about to ATTACK WOMAN. [b]Inventory:[/b] PORKCHOP: 1 Angry Spear Thing 1 Mysterious Glowing Bean 5 Giant Oranges (10 Potions) 4 Sticks 4 Flint 1 Pebble with a hole in 1 Orange Tree (Planted) 1 Unknown Fruit Tree (Planted) 2 Potato Seeds (Planted) 2 Shacks [4/4 Population] Unlit Camp Fire[/hider][hider=Player Points] KnightShade: 8 Dinh AaronMk: 2 DeadBeatWalking: 2 Eklispe: 1 Brasslazer: 1[/hider]