[quote=@arockysmith]
Tell us the most awkward date story you've got.
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Unlike my sister, I've never gone on a date. My sister, however, was being romanced by a volunteer firefighter a couple of years ago. It was no secret that she had zero interest in him to all except for him. He was an extremely nice guy and he treated her well, so she was having a hard time letting him down. My mom, two of our neighbors and myself decided that we would do it for her. 

One night she brought him home to watch a few movies. While it was nothing out of the ordinary considering my household, it was still fairly hilarious to see one of our neighbors running through the house carrying one of those massive bags of buttered popcorn and telling the guy that he had to eat [b]ALL[/b] of it without drinking anything in order to date my sister.

Needless to say, he didn't eat the popcorn.

This didn't ruin their little "relationship", however, my sister did call it off a few days later. From what I know, they're still friends to this day. And that, my friends, is probably the most "awkward date story" that I have.