Harvey watched closely as Kieri instigated his master plan of heaving small rocks at the only other person in the area. His plan seemed to bear fruit when that same person turned around and began raving to himself about angels and fish. It was obvious to Harvey that this poor man was a Joy-addled lunatic, which was only reinforced when he promptly pulled a gun out and tried to mug them.

Harvey had been in this situation several times before. In most cases, he'd wait for Brad or one of the other guys to kill them, then he'd rifle through their corpse for Mags. Harvey had a feeling that Kieri wouldn't be of much help in bringing him down, and that this guy wouldn't have anything worth taking anyway. Harvey realized that someone would need to defuse the situation. Someone with a knack for talking to people. Someone with a law degree.

Harvey pulled a random document out of his briefcase and staring intently at it. Away from the sight of the others, the document began rewriting [i]itself[/i]. Extrauniversal mechanics, impossible to explain properly, worked tirelessly to forge a document that would seem entirely sensible to whoever read it. Harvey gave his paper a brief once-over and nodded firmly.

[color=turquoise]"Sorry, pal,"[/color] Harvey said, tossing the paper over to the Engineer's feet. It sheared a few blades of grass short as it passed through them. [color=turquoise]"I'm under contract. Shooting [i]me[/i] won't end well for either of us."[/color]

[quote=Restraining Order]G'day, √ CLIENT / □ TARGET ;

We [b]□ ENCOURAGE / √ WARN AGAINST[/b] you taking the initiative and expressing a [b]√ CREDIBLE / □ COMICALLY INSIGNIFICANT[/b] threat to our  [b]□ TARGET / √ CLIENT[/b] :

[center][h1][b]Harvey Alibastor[/b][/h1][/center]

While Mann Co. [b]√ APPRECIATES / □ HEREBY BANS[/b] your intention of using Mann Co. products to perform this act of [b]□ JUSTICE / √ SKULDUGGERY[/b] , Mann Co. explicitly wishes to let you know that this particular individual is [b]□ AVAILABLE FOR A SIZABLE BOUNTY / √ UNDER OUR PROTECTION[/b].

Please [b]□ DO / √ DO NOT[/b] attack and/or kill this person,  [b]□ THE AGREED-UPON PAYMENT WILL BE IN THE MAIL / √ ON PAIN OF DEATH[/b] . Should you choose to[b] □ FOLLOW / √ IGNORE[/b] this [b]□ EXPLICIT ENCOURAGEMENT / √ DIRE WARNING[/b] , I will personally show my appreciation with [b]□ A COMPLIMENTARY FRUIT BASKET / √ MY BARE HANDS[/b] .

[b]√ SINCERELY / □ UP[/b] yours,
[img]http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/saxletter03.jpg[/img][/quote]

Harvey waved his hand nonchalantly, while secretly reaching for Dandy Boy, which he had hidden underneath his briefcase. [color=turquoise]"I'd strongly suggest you lower your gun, now."[/color] Harvey said, grinning pleasantly. [color=turquoise]"You don't want to upset the [i]big guy[/i], do you?"[/color]