[quote=@Rogue Colm]
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This. So hardcore. I'm in college, but still. My parents don't need to know what I've done unless it's being bestowed publicly. 
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Just tell them that you had a threeway with two sorority girls, got so drunk you woke up in a trashcan, and are considering becoming a professional stripper.

If they still love you after that, you're doing it wrong!