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Litter? We'll fine you.
Piss in the lift? If you get caught we'll fine you. Judging from smelly elevators, nobody ever gets caught.
Drink after 10 P.M.? SHIET we might join you.
Exceed the speed limit? We'll fine you.
Feed the birds? Nothing.
Dump rubbish on the streets? Muh environment.
Fish illegally from the canals? We'll fine you.
Bring durians onto the MRT? The fuck is a durian
Chew gum in public? Might ask you for a piece of gum too.
Spit on the ground? Nothing.
Vandalise something? We'll fine you.
Browse porn on the internet? Send me the links, I wanna see too.
Have drugs on your person? This is the Netherlands, boiiii.
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We also eat chocolate on bread in the form of chocolate sprinkes.

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And shiet, nobody here wears clogs, windmills are inoperable and you don't see a lot of them in the tourist-y places, most people here don't use drugs (but most have smoked weed once in their life) and yes the Red Light Districts are readily accessible by all.