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[b]Litter?[/b] They say they'll fine you, but it's never happened as far as I know.
[b]Piss in the lift?[/b] What.
[b]Drink after 10 P.M.?[/b] That's probably the best time to drink!
[b]Exceed the speed limit?[/b] You'll get a ticket.
[b]Feed the birds?[/b] Most people don't care unless it's rice or Pepto Bismal.
[b]Dump rubbish on the streets?[/b] Isn't this the same act as littering?
[b]Fish illegally from the canals?[/b] Probably happens all the time.
[b]Bring durians onto the MRT?[/b] ??? 
[b]Chew gum in public?[/b] Absolutely nothing will happen.
[b]Spit on the ground?[/b] People will think you're gross.
[b]Vandalise something?[/b] Probably a slap on the wrist and nothing more.
[b]Browse porn on the internet?[/b] Nothing will happen to you.
[b]Have drugs on your person?[/b] Jail sentence.
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