[center] [img]http://i.imgur.com/CcobRed.jpg[/img] GOKU and WISEAU THE WISE ONE return to CAMP. WISEAU TENDS to the CROPS and they start to IMPROVE. She REMEMBERS she can also make [b]FERTILISER[/b] out of ORANGES, ORANGE PEEL or DUNG to help the PLANTS GROW. This causes her to have an INEXPLICABLE URGE to make a [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLI3fSgccZU&feature=youtu.be&t=1m13s]CACOON[/url], so she STARTS DOING THAT. GOKU SUCCESSFULLY makes a CRUDE PICKAXE out of a FLINT, STICK and PIECE OF VINE. He is APPARENTLY SOME SORT OF CHILD PROGIDY at making PICKAXES so it has NORMAL DURABILITY. [i]It will take Wiseau a while to finish tending the plants and making a cacoon.[/i] WOMAN TORCHBEARER twiddles her thumbs. [img]http://i.imgur.com/63u4Sp8.png[/img] TOM THE MUTE pretends the FROGSPAWN is GROSS INSECTS instead of an ANIMAL. He scoops up all the FROGSPAWN. TOM THE MUTE is now holding LOTS OF FROGSPAWN. He is now a little WET and SLIMY. TOM THE MUTE waddles through the GROSS MUD CARRYING FROGSPAWN to go KISS a FROG. He is pretty sure he felt something WRIGGLING underfoot but IGNORES it. He KISSES the FROG. If only TOM WAS MORE FABULOUS, maybe it would of PASSED ONTO THE FROG PRINCE. [img]http://i.imgur.com/WWtzzlO.png[/img] [b]Ribbit[/b]. THE is very GRATEFUL. He LICKS TOM THE MUTE in GRATTITUDE. has NOWHERE to stay. [img]http://i.imgur.com/4rqIhr3.jpg[/img] UG THE FABULOUS asks the HORSE if he's seen PORKCHOP around. The HORSE stamps it's hooves and SNORTS in annoyance, but leads UG EAST. Except UG decides to RUN SCREAMING EASTWARDS anyway, SPOOKING the HORSE and ANY ANIMALS IN THE AREA, frightening them away. UG THE FABULOUS heads into the TEMPERATE PLAINS. The ground is soaked in BLOOD. There are CLUMPS OF BEARD HAIR and TORN RAGS littering the ground among the ROCKS and FIBROUS PLANTS. UG feels deeply uncomfortable and heads back towards camp to plant some cotton. It will take him a while. He is currently in the PLAINS. TOM THE MUTE gains +1 XP towards Taming. UG THE FABULOUS gains +1 XP in Exploration. UG THE FABULOUS gains +1 XP in Taming. WISEAU THE WISE gains +1 XP towards tailoring. WISEAU THE WISE gains +1 XP towards farming. GOKU gains +2XP towards crafting. [b]Camp Information[/b][/center] It is AFTERNOON. The temperature is WARM. have set up their home in a NICE CLEARING. SOME CROPS are being tended. PORKCHOP is MISSING. BABY GOKU arrived today. A mysterious man left the camp. TOM THE MUTE wishes to join The Awesome Ones. A FROG PRINCE has appeared. WOMAN and UG THE FABULOUS are out exploring. An acrid smell carries on the wind. [hider=Camp Information] [b]Inventory:[/b] 1 Angry Spear Thing (in the PLAINS) WOMAN: 1 Torch UG the FABULOUS: 1 Axe WISEAU THE WISE, PRIESTESS of the LORD of FLIES: 1 Knife Goku: Child sized mining pick 1 Set of Clothes: Crudely made fur coat & top (previous owner: Wiseau) 1 1/2 Vines 1 Stringy Root (planting itself) 1 Mysterious Glowing Bean 1 Edible Root 2 Giant Oranges (4 Potions) 4 Giant Orange Peel & Rind 2 Pips 6 Cotton (enough to make 3 cloth) 2 Sticks 2 Firewood 3 Flint 2 Pebble with a hole in 1 Small Hole 1 Orange Tree (Growing) 1 Unknown Fruit Tree (Growing) 2 Potato Seeds (Growing, one tended) 2 Shacks [4/4 Population, more houses needed] Unlit Camp Fire[/hider][hider=Player Points] KnightShade: 15 Dinh AaronMk: 3 DeadBeatWalking: 6 Eklispe: 8 RedDusk: 6 Brasslazer: 11 Ashevelendar: 4 Vesuvius00: 6 Framing A Moose: 9 Rain: 2 Chapatrap: 2[/hider]