Merch looked skywards as the lamp-monster was fleeing away. He dramatically pointed towards the smoke and yelled, [color=f7976a]"JUST GET BACK HERE BEFORE THE CAMERA CREW GETS HERE!"[/color] The hero's attention was drawn away by the fact the monster who needed to lose on camera was fleeing away, and by the fact another fighter already drew out a weapon!

Behind the stoic expression of an expressionless mask, there was an astonished expression. Merch shook his head, before grumbling out something. It was when he looked back up he saw that the swarm of generic monsters were close upon him again.

[color=f7976a]"Look!"[/color] Merch tried to speak towards the probably mindless monsters, as he swung another over-emphazed jab ones getting closer. [color=f7976a]"Can't we wait until the cameras get here?"[/color] Merch let loose another couple of exaggerated swings. 

Perhaps this wouldn't get through to them. Perhaps he needed to speak the language of their people to get them to realize the benefits for both him and them to postpone the fight until some reporters got here. 

[color=f7976a]"EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"[/color] Merch screeched out as he extended both arms and began swirling around in a spastic circle, before stumbling down from the dizziness.