[@The Fated Fallen]You want a summary? Bit long, but here's one.

Yashar summoned the brightest minds and cruelest monsters to answer his call for a mission. What answered... Was an orc, a half elf, an angry skeleton, [s]an ogre[/s]. After leaving his tower, albeit one of them burned from trying to touch his stuff and thinking of murder. (He was cursed with drooling, our favorite half elf.) The Ogre went to the blacksmith and met a goblin inventor named Bob. From beneath [s]the floorboards[/s], a spider crawled out of the [s]depths of hell[/s] basement. The drunk orc, swung at the spider calling for blood. He beheaded our half elf, who died immediately. Bob and Tugrok met at the inn, where our favorite Goblin joined the fight. Spider [s]deployed his titan[/s] called for backup. The orc called [s]in his titan[/s] for his war mount. The inns walls were horribly weakened and the entire building was collapsing. Everyone, including the dead half elf made it out alive. The skeleton met everyone at the Inn, and went berserk at Bob for... Being awesome. Some orcs learned to fly, and some lightning sparked. Now we are back on the plot track with the mystical magicians trying to bring us back to the plot. Thanks for reading, you are now up to date on the story.