Glorious Sweden ([i]Ärorika Sverige[/i])

Litter? We're supposed to fine you.
Piss in the lift? We're supposed to arrest you and fine you.
Drink after 10 P.M.? Go ahead.
Exceed the speed limit? We'll definitely find you... and fine you.
Feed the birds? No one feeds birds anymore, don't be silly.
Dump rubbish on the streets? We're still supposed to fine you.
Fish illegally from the canals? I don't know.
Bring durians onto the MRT? Those look delicious.
Chew gum in public? Chew quietly.
Spit on the ground? That's a lil' nasty.
Vandalise something? We'll arrest you. And fine you.
Browse porn on the internet? Top ten searched for porn in Sweden includes some very standard things.
Have drugs on your person? Oh, you're getting arrested.

Random fact: It's a tradition to eat fermented herring, called [i]surströmming[/i] in Swedish, during Midsummer celebrations.