North Carolina specific, because there are enough Americans that are gonna post here and I figure I might as well give you a glimpse into a specific state. Because I'm personally a North Carolinian nationalist and believe we should retake our original colonial lands, which extend from northern Florida to Virginia, and all the way across to the Pacific ocean. All hail emperor Pat McCrory.

[b]Litter?[/b] Fine
[b]Piss in the lift?[/b] Get sent to court for indecent exposure.
[b]Drink after 10 P.M.?[/b] The cops might ask if you could spot them some money for their own drinks.
[b]Exceed the speed limit?[/b] Fine.
[b]Feed the birds?[/b] If you live in a rural area you might literally have something to throw food in for the sole purpose of feeding wild birds.
[b]Dump rubbish on the streets?[/b] Fine.
[b]Fish illegally from the canals?[/b] We don't have canals. And our rivers are tiny. Seriously. In other parts of the world they'd probably be though of as creeks. You can barely move a canoe down the one I live near.
[b]Bring durians onto the MRT?[/b] Neither of those exist here. Obviously. The MRT doesn't extend across the ocean and coast-to-coast into NC.
[b]Chew gum in public?[/b] You're gonna stick it on something and I'm going to be slightly annoyed.
[b]Spit on the ground?[/b] You make it clear to everyone else that you aren't a Yankee.
[b]Vandalise something?[/b] You'll either get nothing, or be locked up for thirty years in a maximum security prison. It depends.
[b]Browse porn on the internet?[/b] Emperor Pat McCrory the all-knowing will be disappointed.
Have drugs on your person? Depends. Are you rich? Rehab. Poor? Hope you didn't want to live the bit of your life from 25 to 50.
[b]Sing off-key?[/b] FUCKING SWAT TEAM THROUGH YOUR GODDAMNED DOOR, YOU DISGUSTING CRIMINAL! YOUR HORRID NOISES DISPLEASE THE EMPEROR!
[b]Dislike BBQ?[/b] Eternally shunned from all social circles.
[b]Like UNC or Duke?[/b] Eternally shunned from 50% of social circles.

Random fact: We're infinitely better than South Carolina. The first plane was flown here and we let free blacks vote in the 1700's. What's South Carolina's claim to fame? Myrtle fucking Beach.