-- enviousCalamity [EC] started trolling viciousEmpress [VE] at 10:26 --

Kaitan's ears flicked at the sound of Trollian's incoming message beeping. She spun around in her chair to face her computer screen, glaring down at the message.

[color=brown]EC: //Hey, Kaitan. I have your copy of the virtual reality entertainment program. You and I are to enter the game as soon as possible.//
EC: //Poppii was very insistent that we do so.//[/color]

[color=#C100FF]VE: Riight.
VE: Not two be rude or anythiing but II thought iit wa5 5UPPO5ED two be Poppiiii (fuckiing ii's) contactiing me
VE: Liike
VE: II kiinda needed two talk two her about 5ome
VE: You know
VE: Potentiially problematiic peep5
VE: But anyway
VE: 5ure go on and 5end the fiile
VE: Took ya'll long enough[/color]

[color=brown]EC: //I would have preferred she not delegate the task to me, but she implied she would be communicating with TS about important matters.//
EC: //Which unfortunately leaves only myself to do this task.//[/color]

-- enviousCalamity [EC] sent the file "SGRUB.exe" --

Pursing her lips, Kaitan clicked around on the downloaded file and saved it under a more appropriate name. Then she turned her attention back to the current nuisance.

[color=#C100FF]VE: Yeah yeah whatever
VE: Thank5 for the fiile
VE: Ju5t let her know that II need two get up wiith her
VE: IIt'5 mo5tly about Le5ha5, II think ii5 the biitch'5 name
VE: Anyway
VE: Thank5 for the fiile
VE: II'll iin5tall thii5 5hiit a5ap[/color]

[color=brown]EC: //It was my... Actually, it wasn't my pleasure. Communicating with you is displeasing even on a good day. I'd prefer to never do so again. Too bad we will both be playing this game.//
EC: //I will ensure that my moirail contacts you as it becomes possible.//[/color]

A wicked smirk crossed Kaitan's face.

[color=#C100FF]VE: Hey
VE: Better watch your language
VE: IIf II diidn't know you more than you thiink II do
VE: II'd gue55 you were makiing 5ome...
VE: IImpliicatiion5[/color]

[color=brown]EC: //You should take your own advice. Implications? As of I'd ever stoop that low.//
EC: //In any case, I am currently focused entirely on a redrom relation I hope to succeed in. And you most definitely would not be in said quadrant.//[/color]

[color=#C100FF]VE: A redrom relatiion????
VE: HA wiith who??
VE: POPPIIII??
VE: Good luck wiith THAT
VE: ;)[/color]

[color=brown]EC: //...//[/color]

-- enviousCalamity [EC] ceased trolling viciousEmpress [VE] --

Kaitan broke out into heinous giggles before clicking around her Trollian app. It would be appropriate to let the other spineless sap know what was going on. No, not Irevir. The other one. Dauxix Gallum.

-- viciousEmpress [VE] began trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] at 11:03 --

-- toxicAnnihilator [TA] ceased trolling viciousEmpress [VE] --

-- viciousEmpress [VE] ceased trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] --

-- viciousEmpress [VE] began trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] at 11:04 --

-- toxicAnnihilator [TA] ceased trolling viciousEmpress [VE] --

-- viciousEmpress [VE] ceased trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] --

-- viciousEmpress [VE] began trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] at 11:05 --

-- toxicAnnihilator [TA] ceased trolling viciousEmpress [VE] --

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-- viciousEmpress [VE] began trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] at 11:05 --

[color=#C100FF]VE: WTF!!!!
VE: 5TOP THAT!!!![/color]

[color=#BF9926]TA: 0H G0D[/color]

-- toxicAnnihilator [TA] ceased trolling viciousEmpress [VE] --

-- viciousEmpress [VE] ceased trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] --

-- viciousEmpress [VE] began trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] at 11:07 --

[color=#C100FF]VE: THII5 II5 IIMPORTANT NOW 5TOP OR II WIILL KIILL YOU!!!!
VE: Al5o you mi55pelled "gog."[/color]

[color=#BF9926]TA: F1rst 0ff, 1 d0n't th1nk y0u QU1TE understand where "g0g" 0r1g1nates.
TA: 1n human culture.
TA: Sec0ndly,[/color]

-- toxicAnnihilator [TA] ceased trolling viciousEmpress [VE] --

[color=#C100FF]VE: DAMN IIT DAUXIIX GALLUM!!!![/color]

-- viciousEmpress [VE] ceased trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] --

In retrospect, Dauxix was pretty sure that constantly irritating and ignoring the would-be empress in the brash manner he was doing was the quickest way to get killed by said would-be empress. His fear of speaking to her in general was too overwhelming for him to really care. If anything, he was proud of himself that he hadn't resorted to blocking her. That didn't go over well last time. Then again, if he could recall correctly, last time he'd blocked her because he was getting quite the lecture for fucking with her moirail. Regardless, he cowered underneath his desk, even though his husktop was still in his lap and his eyes were still glued onto the screen.

-- viciousEmpress [VE] began trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] at 11:11 --

Yep, there she was again.

[color=#C100FF]VE: II aiin't even here two chew you out 5o chiill the fuck out and giive me a 5econd two explaiin.[/color]

[color=#BF9926]TA: 1 d0 n0t even want any part 1n the game and 1've made th1s clear S0 many t1mes.[/color]

[color=#C100FF]VE: Okay, yeah, II under5tand that, and II really would rather you NOT be apart of the game, e5peciially con5iideriing we have two work together, but gue55 what?
VE: Tough 5hiit
VE: You're part of the game
VE: Congratulatiion5
VE: Con5iider your5elf a cho5en one or whatever.[/color]

[color=#BF9926]TA: 0kay, well s1nce 1'm 6e1ng F0RCED t0 take part 1n the game,
TA: What are y0u even messag1ng me f0r?
TA: What d0 y0u mean we have t0 w0rk t0gether?
TA: Y0u mean, as 1n, get al0ng?[/color]

[color=#C100FF]VE: Yep
VE: 5uck iit up.
VE: Tru5t me, II'd rather be found face-fiir5t iin a piile of hoofbea5t 5hiit than cooperate wiith you.
VE: But a5 fate ha5 iit
VE: That aiin't gonna fly.
VE: Anyway II'm liiterally ju5t here two giive you your copy of the game 5o you can go ahead and throw me iin iit. II gue55, iin realiity, you gotta do 5ome other 5hiit once we're iin two help me get all around 5ome crazy a55 mon5ter5 or 5omethiing.
VE: But after all that, you gotta get up with AV.[/color]

[color=#BF9926]TA: AV?[/color]

[color=#C100FF]VE: Alvaro.[/color]

[color=#BF9926]TA: Alvar0?[/color]

[color=#C100FF]VE: No, Alvaro. EC.[/color]

[color=#BF9926]TA: EC???[/color]

[color=#C100FF]VE: enviiou5Calamiity, gog damn.
VE: Well, wiithout the extra ii'5 and 5hiit but you get the iidea.[/color]

[color=#BF9926]TA: 1 guess.[/color]

[color=#C100FF]VE: One gue55 for what?
VE: Ju5t fuckiing wiith you. II'm not a dumba55 liike you.
VE: Anyway, yeah
VE: AV'5 gonna put you iin the game when iit'5 your tiime a5 far a5 II know.
VE: 5o, here'5 your copy.[/color]

-- viciousEmpress [VE] sent the file gameshit.exe --

[color=#BF9926]TA: 1'm a l1ttle hes1tant t0 0pen that f1le.[/color]

[color=#C100FF]VE: Well, II gue55 II'm about two run miine, and hone5tly, we better 5tart cooperatiing iif we're gonna 5ucceed at thii5 thiing.[/color]

[color=#BF9926]TA: ...
TA: 0kay. F1ne. Temp0rary truce.[/color]

[color=#C100FF]VE: Temporary work5 for me. Aiin't even promii5iing the truce'll 5tiill be on when you enter.[/color]

[color=#BF9926]TA: 1 can deal w1th that.[/color]

[color=#C100FF]VE: Well look who grew some fuckiing 5hame globe5.
VE: Me55age me when you put them two u5e and download your fuckiing copy.[/color]

-- viciousEmpress [VE] ceased trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] --

-- viciousEmpress [VE] began trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] at 11:42 -- 

[color=#C100FF]VE: Al5o your handle ii5 5tiill really fuckiing dumb
VE: You've never even hurt anyone[/color]

-- viciousEmpress [VE] ceased trolling toxicAnnihilator [TA] --