Ah, my homeland Bulgaria, the list of great things about it as about as long as the list of horrible things, which is to say a lot. [b]Litter?[/b] Nobody cares, unless its private property then you may get beat up. [b]Piss in the lift?[/b] Nobody cares as long as you don't get caught, if you do then you may get beat up. [b]Drink after 10 P.M.?[/b] Everyone else will already be on their 2nd or 3rd drink. [b]Exceed the speed limit?[/b] Nobody cares, as long as you don't forget to tip the police. [b]Feed the birds?[/b] People actually feed the birds regularly here, it's cool. [b]Dump rubbish on the streets?[/b] People will tell you that you're an asshole, then they'll toss their cigarette butt 100 meters down the street. [b]Fish illegally from the canals?[/b] Dear God, if you fish from the city canals, a fine is the last thing you'll need to worry about. [b]Bring durians onto the MRT? [/b]People will envy you for having money to buy such an exotic fruit. [b]Chew gum in public? [/b]Nobody cares. [b]Spit on the ground?[/b] Nobody cares, save for a disappointed old lady that will remark how youth in socialist times used to have better manners. [b]Vandalise something?[/b] Nobody cares as long as you don't get caught, if you do then you may get beat up. [b]Browse porn on the internet?[/b] You'll browse it lightning-fast, cause we've got some of the best internet in Europe. [b]Have drugs on your person? [/b]A shady guy will ask you to spot them some, but don't accept cause it's probably an undercover cop. But nah, Bulgaria is a cool place to visit if you're a tourist from a richer country. Prices are really cheap compared to other more popular destinations and there's plenty of clubs/museums/mountains/stuff to visit. Just don't act tough around older, portly guys - they've all been in the army and will fuck you up. We also love Germans and if something is "Made in Germany" that's the equivalent of dwarven-forged Mithril for us.