[quote=@Mr Allen J]
[@JunkMail] Eat my ass.
[/quote]

"Bite me, asshole" - grammatically correct and scathing
"Bite me asshole" - kinky pirate

That said, I vote for option B. A sleepy little town where sleep leads to nightmares.
"What did you get while trick or treating?"
"A funny looking rubix cube"
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