My grandmother-in-law, who vehemently refuses to purchase hearing aids, currently has the television cranked up to an unbearably high volume. I'll add my sound bit once she finishes her show-- which will hopefully be soon because I gotta get to bed. I just wanted to post what I have since everything else is finished. 

Also, I used to think I knew a lot of 90s songs, but MAN it was hard to find one I liked that fit.

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[h1][color=8bc0b5]Vanessa Rachael Chambers[/color][/h1]
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[url=http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L670UctNgA]Nothing personal, it's just business~[/url]
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[h3]Always Looking out for Number One[/h3][/center]

[color=8bc0b5]|| NAME ||[/color]
[indent]Vanessa Chambers (Ness/Nessa)[/indent]
[color=8bc0b5]|| GENDER ||[/color]
[indent]Female[/indent]
[color=8bc0b5]|| AGE ||[/color]
[indent]Eighteen[/indent]
[color=8bc0b5]|| WATCHTOWER ||[/color]
[indent]Garden Snake[/indent]
[color=8bc0b5]|| SEXUALITY ||[/color]
[indent]Heterosexual[/indent]
[color=8bc0b5]|| RELATIONSHIP STATUS ||[/color]
[indent]Currently single[/indent]
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[center][h3]Don't Go in for That Touchy-Feely Crap[/h3][/center]
[color=8bc0b5]|| POSITIVE PERSONALITY TRAITS ||[/color]
[indent][list]
[*] Ambitious
[*] Level-headed
[*] Confident
[*] Independent
[*] Punctual
[*] Meticulous
[/list][/indent]
[color=8bc0b5]|| NEGATIVE PERSONALITY TRAITS ||[/color]
[indent][list][*] Cold
[*] Impatient
[*] Unaccommodating
[*] Avaricious
[*] Skeptical
[*] Regimental[/list][/indent]
[color=8bc0b5]|| QUIRKS ||[/color]
[indent][list][*] Can't stand the sound of people chewing with their mouth open
[*] Can't sleep without her sleep mask/complete darkness
[*] Is never seen with her hair down
[*] Puckers her lips whenever deep in thought 
[*] Has a soft spot for kids and animals[/list][/indent]
[color=8bc0b5]|| HOBBIES ||[/color]
[indent][list][*] Spray Painting
[*] Making To-Do Lists
[*] Acting too mature for her age
[*] Writing her name on everything
[*] Track & Field 
[*] Cooking/Baking[/list][/indent]
[color=8bc0b5]|| LIKES & DISLIKES ||[/color]
[indent]+ Spicy foods
+ Cats
+ Star gazing
+ Drawing objects (not people)
+ Cutting out and collecting words from magazines
- Interruptions of her schedule
- Wet socks
- People telling her to relax
- Wasting time or money
- Rainy weather[/indent]
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[center][h3]You Can't Argue with the Results[/h3][/center]
[color=8bc0b5]|| BIOGRAPHY ||[/color]
[indent]When Vanessa was 10 years old, her mother succumbed to post-partum depression. Being the eldest of five, Nessa, who from the time she could walk had always possessed a very low tolerance for tomfoolery, became very mature very quickly. Her father was poor and uneducated, thus leaving him with a low paying job and a tendency to lean a bit too heavily on his eldest daughter when it came to helping with the younger children and keeping the house in order. She learned exactly what a lack of planning for ones future would result in-- and in her father's case it was a fucked up liver, too many mouths to feed, and a painfully obvious lack of money. 

As soon as she turned 14, Nessa began searching for a part time job. She wasn't entirely unpleasant back then, but she didn't allot much time for friends. Eventually her tendency to always put work and money before play started to take it's toll. As a result, Vanessa grew up with many acquaintances in place of friends. Mostly undeterred, she used the extra time to challenge herself in both her academics and her artwork. Inspired by space, spray painting stars and nebulae soon emerged as her niche. 

Academically, she took business classes and excelled in math above all. She began selling her artwork and was soon bringing in almost as much money as her father, though she never told him this. A large portion of her wages went towards spackling gaps in her family's finances. Always on the look out for the best paying summer jobs, Vanessa was one of the first to apply when she found the position at Camp Kanarock. Hugging her father and siblings goodbye, she jumped into her recently-purchased-and-anything-but-new little car and set off to claim her fortune. 

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[color=8bc0b5]|| 90'S THEME SONG ||[/color]
[indent][url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuRnNRHcN4A&list=SRgloria%20estefan%20reach]Gloria Estefan - Reach [/url]
[sub]Some days are meant to be remembered
Those days we rise above the stars
So I´ll go the distance this time
Seeing more the higher I climb
That the more I believe
All the more that this dream will be mine [/sub][/indent]
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