[quote=@The 42nd Gecko]
[@TheWindel][@FrozenPhoenix]

Though, before I do something so drastic, I should ask whether you guys would prefer I just airlift you up there. I think I could turn into a roc or something and pretend to be your raptor-themed new recruit.
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That actually would be the best and most obvious choice. I'm down for it.