[img]http://i.imgur.com/o1XO6yw.png?2[/img] Time for Day 2. [img]http://i.imgur.com/ffrpNPH.png[/img] I looked it up, and Final Fantasy never grabbed a costume, so Michael Myers dies laughing at Final Fantasy as it is. Buffalo Wings, hoping for a drink to wash down its natural sodiums, asks for a Bloody Mary and gets an ArenaSnow. Mahz puts eggs on a mollusk and makes a seafood omelet. A satanic cult made up of Youtube Heroes, a Clown, Baklava, and the entire Overwatch fan base, kills themselves for Satan... or Diablo I guess. X-Tan discovers her backstory and cannot take the shame. Hank is phone. On the job, the Neighborhood Watch Guy catches Palin and Hollyburst chatting about the latest Satanic mass suicide. [img]http://i.imgur.com/w6nZcjW.png[/img] Our Token Black Guy gathers the blood of the Youtube Heroes, a Clown, Baklava, and the entire Overwatch fan base, and cleans himself with it. Now, Double Double Trump and Trouble is one of my favorite lines here. It's like, if someone needed to create a tagline for October 2016, "Double Double Trump and Trouble" would be it. Shifty Kebab, like Hank, is phone. Gary Johnson scares the hotel that drove Jack Nicholson out of his mind and made him quote Ed McMahon at the skinny lady with the poppy eyes, proving that murderous insanity isn't nearly as frightening as libertarianism. Shaco does the same for Sans. Broby covers himself with blood... again. Like, this is the second time he has done that. So far, Broby's battle plan has been "Run away from the Cornucopia, cover himself with blood, scream at some bats, and then cover himself with more blood." I get lost in a cornfield. Myyt leaves a bloody handprint, which I expect Broby will end up wallowing in. tsukune sacrifices Lincoln to Satan... or Diablo. MayLien, meanwhile, finds an SNES cartridge with "BloodXXX" written in red paint where the sticker should be. [img]http://i.imgur.com/15gOpZs.png[/img] Moving past the crossover... Shoryu, after bombarding me with several subpoenas, manages to get one on ol' murderin' Mike and draws fresh energy for for further legal action. The Reaper takes Obama's soul, feeding it to Diablo who, after swallowing the souls of the last six tributes, uses this dark energy to find out who is giving out full sized candy bars and SweeTarts. [img]http://i.imgur.com/VqdIthU.png[/img] And there they go, the brave dead, the honored Halloween warriors. Swedish Death Metal Band, dead from blood loss after turning into a Were-Michael Myers. MayLily, Pokemon GO, and Hillary, killed by a raving crazy Mike Myers. Michael Myers, dead from seeing Final Fantasy and laughing at it. Then Overwatch, the Clown, Youtube Heroes, Baklava, Lincoln, and Obama, whose souls fed Diablo and led him too some sweet candy.