You are CALICALIBUR, and you are at the border of the old lands of GASHADOKURO, homeland of the NINJA SKELETONS, and CHAINBEARDIA, homelands of the PIRATE SKELETONS. Before you is a road to the mythical land of GROUNDCOW; homeland of the lost COWBOY SKELETONS and their art of COWBOY.

With you is your trusty steed, HORSEY. HORSEY is a skeleton horse. On your person is a KATANA, a prized sword given to you by a nobleskeleton of GASHADOKURO, and a PISTOL, a muzzle-loaded sidearm gifted to you by your best friend from CHAINBEARDIA. 

Aside, you are wearing NOTHING, because you are a badass skeleton destined to become BIG BONE. and BIG BONE doesn't actually need 'clothes' or 'armor', because he's just that hard. Nonetheless, before you is a ROAD, and you can see SMOKE in the distance.

Probably fucbois.

A) Go on the road
B) Find an alternative route
C) Check your inventory again
D) Spook somebody
E) Something else entirely