You'd draw on some angry eyebrows, but you don't have a marker or pencil with you. Nonetheless, you go back from whence you came, further up the road, and see a CARAVAN of traders, likely trading in fine scimitars and spaghetti noodles. You sneak up to one of the guards of the CARAVAN and spook the shit out of him; he drops his BUSTER SCIMITAR; it's like a REALLY FAT KATANA. You believe you have just enough discipline in both the PIRATE and NINJA schools to use it, so you pick it up.

You use your powers of NINJA to evade them after spooking the shit out of one of their number, and go back to HORSEY, who's been doing horse stuff while you were gone.

Strangely, there's a puddle of brown liquid when you get back to where you were. Horsey seems spookied by it.

A) Lick Liquid
B) Go back to apologize to Caravan
C) Practice with your BUSTER SCIMITAR
D) Tell Horsey he's a big wuss.
E) Go back and spook somebody again.
F) Something completely different.