[quote=Dervish]
The words, "Stars! They're just like Us!" makes me projectile vomit blood, without fail.
[/quote]

Stars! They're just like Us!
Stars! They're just like Us!
Stars! They're just like Us!
Stars! They're just like Us!
Stars! They're just like Us!

I count 5 blood vomit streams. Aaaand Go!