I really fucking hate the condensation bubbles that form at the top of a partially drunk water bottle. Swear to God, every damn time I see them I just have to snatch up that ridged, plastic cylinder of existential horror and shake it up with a violent fury that can only be measured in equivalence to [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vorEG9TMLxU]John Cusack going without his drink.[/url]

Fuck you Poland Springs.