[quote=@Hylozoist]
In terms of "weirdest option I'd like to do", the ECL of a White dragon wyrmling in [i]Draconomicon[/i] is five.
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Works for me. Press-ganging works, or maybe his parents put him in the mercenary company for babysitting.

[quote=@Psyga315]
I'm gonna play it safe with the 3.5 splatting and just play a goblin rogue.
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Alright, but it's worth noting goblins are going to be mistrusted. There's the whole "Inhuman Wars" thing.