[@Tengri]
"But I thought currency was the most valued commodity on your planet. It would be an honor to accept your humble gift of cash, Malcolm."

And once again, I'm pretty sure she understands this isn't right and is fucking with him ^~^

EDIT: I wonder how okay it is to use my unique stance as a foreigner to be a mirror for Earth customs as a tool for social commentary. Probably should go light with it though, or else it would detract from the campy nature of comics in general and the tone of this roleplay D: