[@ImportantNobody]
Honestly, this thread is nothing but a big headache I'd like to put behind me. I'm not interested in using dice rolls at all - for a multitude of reasons, but mostly because it cripples writing in my eyes - and this thread only made me feel that way more than I already did.

That being said, you should direct yourself to [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/154475-subjects-outraged-king-fails-to-protect-the-realm/ic]this[/url] thread if you want to give it a try. I only plan on sticking around for the one duel I'm currently having, but the GM is looking to take on multiple challengers at the same time. Perhaps you two can work something out so there's no need for you to learn D&D -- I personally don't know D&D at all since it doesn't interest me.