Hey you! Have you ever wanted to summon a giant world destroying spirit, but lacked the skill necessary? Well now you can!

For the price of one(1) Rp you will receive an angry Eldritch Abomination that will do your bidding!

Want to take over the world? You got it!
Want to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies? This monstrosity has you covered!
Need an Ikea shelf assembled? When you have Galaxy destroying monster at your beck and call, why the hell not.

Now you may ask, what's the price in all of this?

I'm glad you asked.

This particular Daemon has lost their physical form and most of their powers and needs your help getting them back. Once all that is said and done they will either gift you with a portion of their own power(It's a lot, trust me you want it.) or they will complete one task of your choosing without question! Nothing is off limits. Genocide! Subjugation of the masses! They'll even help you run for President.

Now granted this particular Daemon is VERY picky about what form they take, so you'll need to expect a lot of whining. But let's be honest, when your soul is inhabiting a teddy bear there's not much you can do about it.

Corporate has also requested that I inform you of the risks inherent in your quest to obtain absolute power.

Namely that you might die.

Horribly.

You didn't think this would be EASY did you? Oh no. This Daemon has enemies, and all of them are invested in making sure he doesn't get his power back. Each and every one of them are ready and willing to kill you if that what it takes to keep your newfound Spirit buddy from getting his body back. What does that mean for you? Glad you asked! You'll visit exotic locales. Take part in awe inspiring battles! And maybe along the way question your own morality. Fun for the whole family!

Contract stipulations.

Posts MUST be literate. We're going on an adventure here. Not sexting.
Will there be Romance? Who knows. Probably not. But there's always room for it. All that is required is that it be story driven and not completely shoehorned in there.
You need to commit long term. We all have real lives. School, Jobs, families and the occasional crime spree. That's all well and good but if you're hurting for time or inspiration don't be afraid to send out a PM. Nothing kills a good story like a lack of communication.

All phone lines are standing by! Act now to receive a pissed off Daemon to call your own!