[quote=@Skepic]
Get em dildos. If they don't like it, claim it was a joke. If they do, wink knowingly and move on. 
[/quote]

i like the way you think

EDIT oh and i just realized I didn't give you much to post about, if you want you can either skip this round or invent something outlandish. I give you full control of conway as well