[i]Phil grunted and mopped at his face with a hanky, already having broken a sweat. Today he had decided to wear a Cat Planet Cuties backpack, baby blue short shorts, and a wifebeater stained with mustard.[/i]

[color=f6989d]"Ugh... Guys... Hold up, I need a walking stick! I was built for lovin', not this."[/color]

[i]He stopped to look around for a suitable length of wood. Honestly, Phil didn't feel up for an adventure. He could feel his PS4 calling his name back at the dorms. At last he found a good, solid staff and picked it up, nodding back at the others.[/i]

[color=f6989d]"Hey, when can we go back? I'm raring to juke some nerds in Battlefield 1. Awww, I wish that at least once, I could teabag an enemy in real life!"[/color]