[quote=@Alphakoka]
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inb4 the mascot ate it.
Because grimderp. 

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The mascot is the size of a housecat at best. Unless he has cartoon physics mouth opening, he's in for a rough time. 

*that awkward moment when you see your alternate reality mascot attempting to devour your alternate reality body by shoving the cranium into his jaws, getting his mouth stuck on it and choking him. The crime scene investigators would be so confused.